What's happening today

Hmmm - writing this what is happening bit every day is a bit boring, just like my life.

I must say I like blogging though - there's something satisfyingly lonely about it, like being a DJ spinning obscure tracks in the middle of the North Sea.

I guess in OUSA terms anyone who is anyone is at Conference at the moment - but I guess there is a world outside it. For example, I have just met our neighbours in the street and said:

'Bonjour - il fait beau, hein?'

to which they said

'C'est magnifique!'

For those of you who don't know French that translates as:

'Hello - I have a lovely foot, do I not!'

'Yes - if only I had a magnifying glass so I could look at it all day.'

I also had a dream last night about the garden being invaded by mice-daleks: kind of dalek-size mice on two legs with an exterminator growing out of their nose.